This is now my life:
I feel a little less (relatively!) taken advantage of this time since it wasn’t swooped out from under my face, and it always could be worse. A girl I know once had all her hair chopped off on a street corner. But now, my European phones now have an average life span of two months.
Upcoming post: how to hunt gypsies and pillage their camps. If you’re curious, they hang out in packs in Ørstedsparken. Beware, most of them smell terrible.